I am at job #2 today. We had a new receptionist start. Actually she isn't entirely 'new', she worked for us a few years back and has now returned. So, we were standing around talking and she notices my foot. My foot is a mess today...it looks like I dropped a brick on it. The reality is that my darn bursitis is acting up. Awesome. So our conversation went something like this:
Her: "What happened to your foot?"
Me: "It is bursitis inflammation"
Her: "What is that?"
Me: "Something old people get"
Her: "Oh, it looks horrible. Do you want to see my bruise?"
Me: "Sure"
Her, pulling pantleg up reveals a large bruise covering her knee.
Me: "What happened?"
Her: "Oh, I was drunk and tried to jump into a boat this weekend, I didn't make it."
Me: "Your story is much more interesting than mine".
And I was again reminded of our difference in age....
Oh poor dear Kim. I got a nasty burn on my leg last fall.Really nasty! How did I get it? I burned it on a motorcycle tailpipe when I was drunk out of my mind after consuming both wine and absinthe. Oh what a night that was! Still learning lessons after all these years. :)
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